King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip
to My Lu My Darling

Written
by Mr. Semaj

Prologue

At
Arlen First Methodist Church, Luanne is in her dressing room putting
the finishing touches on something…

She
is sitting at her mirror, as she finishes brushing the donkey’s hair.
She combs the cat’s whiskers, strokes the octopus’ tentacles, and
dusts off the penguins hat.

Luanne
takes a deep breath…

Luanne:
“Showtime!”

Act
I

Scene
I Manger Babies at the Smorgasbord

One
Sunday afternoon, at Arlen Methodist Church, Luanne entertains the
children at Sunday school.

Luanne: Once upon a time, almost two thousands of years
ago, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobbys Obsession Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobbys Obsession Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Bobby the
Sand Master

The next morning, Bobby Hill walked
into Tom Landry Middle School in a good mood. As he walked down the
hallway, the other students stared at him bewildered. Some even
laughed, but Bobby didn’t care. When he finally got to his locker, he
saw that Joseph was waiting there.

“Hey Joseph.” said Bobby as
he spun the combination lock on his locker.

“Hey dude.” said Joseph
sleepily, not looking at Bobby. When he finally did look at Bobby, he
jumped.

“Dude!” shouted Joseph. “What
happened to you? Did you get beat up?”

“Oh, this?” asked Bobby
pointing at his now black eyes. “It’s just makeup.”

Joseph stared at the rest of Bobby’s
costume.

“What are you supposed to be?”
he asked.

“Duh! I’m Gaara.” replied
Bobby. “You know, the ninja from the sand village.”

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Peggy Hill and Hank Hill try naked lunch

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Public striptease from Luanne Platter!

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Romp-positive Peggy Hill and Luanne Platter smashes with the neighbors

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Luanne has definitely forgotten to do something in the morning… like putting on her clothes!

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobby’s Obsession – Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobby’s Obsession – Chapter Two

Hank Hill returned home from Strickland
Propane in a good mood.

“I’m home!” he called out.

“Hi Hank! How was work?”
asked Peggy.

“Great!” replied Hank.
“Where’s Bobby?”

“In his room reading.”
answered Peggy.

Hank sighed and headed to Bobby’s room.
“It better not be elves again.” he muttered. He opened the
door and saw Bobby laying on his bed reading.

“Whatcha reading there son?”
asked Hank.

“It’s this really cool action
series.” said Bobby.

“Is there fighting?” asked
Hank.

“Lot’s of it!” answered Bobby

“Is the main character a boy?”
asked Hank.

“Yeah.” replied Bobby.

“Keep up the good work son!”
said Hank, and left Bobby’s room.

However a few weeks later, Bobby’s
Naruto obsession had grown. He came home from the mall one day
wearing an interesting costume…

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobby’s Life – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobby’s Life – Chapter 1

King
of the Hill: Bobbys Life

DISCLAIMER: The
following is a work of fan fiction, incorporating characters or
situations created by Mike Judge or belonging to Fox. This work is
not presented for profit, nor may it be redistributed without consent
of the author. I do not claim ownership or profit from these
characters or situations, and use them under the fair-use rights
provisions of copyright law

Bobby was going to
start the sixth grade. Hank was starting a new job at the propane
inc. Hanks wife Peggy was lazy and sat in bed all day. At 2:30
Bobby was on his way home from school and Hank drove up and said,
Get in the truck I will drive you home.

Bobby got in the truck.
When Bobby got home Peggy had dinner waiting on the table.

Peggy said, How was
your day Bobby?

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter Three

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter Three

Chapter 3

Hank
arrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop.
He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms.
They went up to greet Hank.

Hey,
Hank, where were you? Dale asked.

I
went to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils mower
is much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI just
decided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont have
fun? Hank said. He then got on his mower, which was next to
Phils.

Ready
to race? Phil asked, revving his engine. His diesel engine roared
loudly. Hank nodded, but he didnt say anything. He was very
intimidated by Phils powerful tractor. He sure wish that he could
get the trophy even though Phils mower was faster. Only time
would tell.

On
your marksget setgo! bellowed the flag man. At that moment,
all the tractors took off. Most only managed to get up to 15 miles
per hour. The real race was between Phils tractor and Hanks
tractor. Phil and Hank had their tractors set for full speed, and as
Hank expected, Phils tractor whooshed right by. Hank knew there
had to be something else to make his tractor go faster. Without
thinking, Hank flipped the hood off his tractor while he was driving,
and it crash landed in the middle of the track. The drivers behind
him skidded, and some crashed into each other. Hank smiled. His
tractor was going faster but only by about 5 miles per hour.
He needed another 5 miles per hour to at least stay at equal speed
with Phil. Hank realized that he needed perhaps 10 miles per hour
more to beat Phil.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2

King of the Hill

A Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip to My Lu My Darling

Written by Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Former Owner

Luanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.

Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.

Patterson: That is right. I had to surrender the poor marionettes back in 1964 to save some personal finances.

But forty-plus years later, I hear that Patterson Puppets have found new life in the form of a Christian puppet show, which I think is adorable. And as the original owner of these commodities, I would like a fair share of wealth from their newly-discovered recognition.

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