Peggy Hill can be sexy!

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Discover the most lustful red hot whims of the precious King Of The Hill centrals and evil geniuses enjoying haggard and smoochy polony party after battles for global authority! Horny Lil DeVille esposes her fuzzy wet cock pit while giving head and getting her asshole penetrated… Here King Of The Hill hookers will find themselves facing some huge and hardest baby-makers that will drill each cock pit of their hot selves…

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: AC Adoptor Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porno Story: AC Adoptor Chapter 3

Early
the next morning, back out at sea, the loud clanging of a bell jerked
Boomhauer rudely from his sleep. Grunting in surprise, he spilled out
of his below deck hammock. Around him, his shipmates crawled more
easily from their sleeping places, being used to the noise.

After
a quick morning routine the crew assembled on deck. Boomhauer noticed
how there was hardly any light. Why, they must have only gotten three
hours of sleep, tops!

Hey
man why we got-get up sdang early man? Boomhauer mumbled
drowsily, Mm talkin bout-sore muscles man, workin all
yesterday dang ol-tired
man..!

The
blonde man next to him wearing a blue bandana and a red waist sash
heard him. Turning to talk he whispered cautiously, Thats how
it always is under Captain Herschel. Twenty one hour days,
back-breaking labor, insane demands. We hate him! He glanced
around before continuing, Thats why were plotting a mutiny.
In fact, its scheduled to go off today. Now, youve only gotten
a taste of our misery, but howd you like to help?

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome – Chapter 2

A/N: I haven’t really gotten any replies on this story but I wanted to update it like I said I would. Once again I apologize for such an extensive delay. If you haven’t red the last thing I posted then please do so and vote. Like I said. If you don’t vote then I’ll have to decide on my own. Feel free to give me advice. I’m shure to use and and mension you in the story!

disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KING OF THE HILL! (but it owuld be really really cool if I did…sighsone can dream I suppose)

Bobby walked along the side of the street smiling happily to himself. His mind realing with thoughts. Suddenly his mind went over to the girls from Naruto. How he would adore to have one of those girls as his boyfriend. He pictured himself in the NAruto world and he didn’t like the way he looked still. He new that he just had to look better. Just to only picture himself with one of them. Mainly Sakura. Oh how he would give an arm and a leg for her hand. Though she woud probably just see him as someone like Naruto. And Naruto was rockin! But Sakura wasn’t the only beautiful girl. Ino was also pretty. Granted she was a tad…snobby. “Oh well. Enough day dreaming. Maybe I should run to school…” He thought about this for a moment then a small smile graced his face. “Better now then later!”

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: All In The Same Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: All In The Same Chapter 1

Arlen, Texas was so, how
do I describe it? Texas. Green lawns. Pick-up trucks in the
driveways. A few people walking their dogs now and again. Kids riding
bikes. Something was missing to make it complete. But I couldn’t put
my finger on it.

“Is this it?” I
asked, glancing at the home we just pulled up next to. Classic
suburban house. Well, classic suburban Texas house. I liked it
though.

She nodded. “Yes, it
is.” The car stopped. “Can I talk to you one more time
before I’m no longer adressed as ‘mom’?”

I rolled my eyes. “Mom,
I can never address you as ‘Janis’.” Even saying the name just
felt funny. I remember in the first grade whenever Mrs. Fickle asked
me what the lady picking me up’s name was I said “mommy”.
Hey, I was in the first grade. I didn’t know any better.

“I know,” My
mother laughed, nervously. “You understand that this could
change your life forever, right?” She looked me square in the
eye. That wasn’t normal because I was usually distracted, biting my
nails, fiddling my thumbs or looking out a window. We would just
talk. That right there proved this was a special event. “But
whatever happens is God’s decision. I won’t be upset no matter what
happens, I promise. If I break that promise, please tell me.”

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Watch Luanne”s naked tits bounce!

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GIF Animation: Watch Luanne”s naked tits bounce!
You’ll peck out over here any and all from hot carles developing the diddies of proper King Of The Hill daughters to sticky, rigorous Bondage & Discipline, Domination & Submission, Sadism & Masochism boards! This teen blows the whistle and shows her heavily haired twat while ass-fucking in front of the cam. You’ve often craved to witness the King Of The Hill teens who enjoy fucking above all!

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor Chapter 2

It was evening when the small convoy reached home. Two of the cars parked, then Hank and Dale congregated to watch Bill attempt to park the convertible. Hank to make sure nothing happened, and Dale to catch it if something did happen.

Dale lit a cigarette and said smiling, ..Bet ya five-to-one he scratches it.

Hanks eyes widened at the probable odds. He trotted over to Bill, who was inching toward Boomhauers driveway, tongue out in concentration.

Bill! Hank waved, coming up next to him, Bill, wait a minute. Maybe youd better let someone else park that for ya. You havent exactly had the best luck with other peoples stuff..

Oh, thats alright, Hank. I can handle it! assured Bill, Look!

He pulled the car forward slightly, and promptly knocked over Boomhauers garbage cans.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley Chapter 1

Dales Bills and Boomhauers explanation to Wesley

This is supposed to take place in Straight as an Arrow where Wesley was spraying Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with mace spray.

Mr. Wesley sir, will you please stop spraying us with that terrible horrible mace spray. cried Bill.

Yeah, please stop. agreed Dale and Boomhauer.

Ill stop only if you tell me why in the world you guys unexpectedly are trespassing in my yard. demanded Wesley. After Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer nodded their head yes, Wesley stopped spraying.

Lets make run for it! shouted Dale. But before Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer could make a move, Wesley blocked them and sprayed more mace at their eyes!

It burns so much! cried Bill.

This is your last warning, guys. If you try to get out of this one more time, Ill spray your eyes until this can is empty! threatened Wesley.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: AC Adoptor – Chapter 1

A/N: Title is not a typo. I mean adoptor, as in adopt: to take up and make one’s own.

This fic is based on a dream I had about Boomhauer getting lost at sea. Unfortunately, as I wrote this, the part based on the dream got kinda smooshed. But I do like how this turned out, even if I do think it gets a little weak in places. I also think I put in too much Dale for a group-based episode. Curse my inability to not use him as much as properly possible! I don’t own the rights to Band-Aids. Enjoy the insanity! A/N: END

The sun beat down onto Arlen, Texas unmercifully. Its searing rays attacked all that is surveyed, and those standing outside the Hill residence were no exception.

Hank Hill took a sip of cold, refreshing beer and looked up at the sky.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Six

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter Six

A/N: Not much to say. I just hope that you enjoy it. I had to re-read all of the chapters to get familiar with the writing style again. I did this all in a day! Cause if I didn’t then….well that’s not the point!

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Disclaimer: I don’t own KOTH.

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Previously: Goku drove Bobby home. By the time they got there it was two in the afternoon. Goku put the car into park and pressed the button to unlock the locks when he spotted a red truck coming up behind them. Goku pulled Bobby back some. “Hold on Bobby, wait till that truck passes before you get out”
“Red truck?”
Bobby glanced to the right and he saw what he feared, his father.

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Bobby didn’t know what to do. He was frozen in his place with Goku’s hand on his shoulder. He just knew that that car was his dad’s.
So what should he do now? He couldn’t just stay there sitting like a log. Goku didn’t know what was going on. Bobby was starting to look pale fast. He just seemed to be staring at nothing but that red truck. What was up with him?
“Bobby! Snap out of it. What’s wrong with you?”
That was the trigger that Bobby needed.
Bobby suddenly jerked around into his seat and slammed the car door. “That’s my dad in that truck dangit!”
Goku now realized why Bobby had freaked out. His face grew serious. The truck was only about a few seconds away and it was a small alley.
Goku muttered, “I hope this guy isn’t the type to smile and wave.” He had to act now.
Without further thinking Goku smashed Bobby’s head under the seat and covered him with a jacket that he had on the floor board. Goku calmly instructed Bobby, “Don’t move and don’t make a sound.”
Bobby stopped squirming.
Goku placed his body in front of the seat and re-started his car. The engine vroomed to life. He was sure that the truck had passed by. But just in case he turned his head to the side.
“Having any car troubles?”
Goku cursed inwardly. This guy just had to be the friendly kind! Well, when he thought about it it was actually a good thing. But not in his current situation. Not at all. He would have to deal with him quickly.
Goku flashed a welcoming smile towards the middle aged man, “No not really, my cell phone fell under the gas so I just stopped here so I could get it out before it rolled over to my break pedal.”
The man’s face frowned a bit. But then he smiled, “That’s good. Just wanted to make sure. Bye”
“Bye.”
The middle aged man then drove off without a second side glance.
Goku waited till the truck was completely out of sight before he pulled the jacket off of Bobby. “He’s gone now.”
Bobby shifted back into his seat. “Did he notice me?”
Goku smiled and backed up his car, “No, he only stared at me. ”
“Fweeeyf! That was close.”
Bobby then noticed that Goku was driving in the opposite direction of his house.
“You could stop here. My house is in the other direction.”
“I know.”
“So you should stop and let me off here.”
“I can’t do that Bobby.” Bobby grew nervous. What if Goku was kidnapping him? No, that wasn’t possible. Bobby knew Goku well enough! For about 2 days now. Crap.
“Why can’t you?”
Goku smiled as he drove. “Because if you walked into that house immediately after he just got there then wouldn’t he be suspicious on how you were supposed to be at the park. And the park is towards the same direction that he was driving. Shouldn’t he have spotted you walking while he was driving?”
Bobby’s eyes grew in realization. And all doubts of Goku once again flew out of his mind. “I guess your right.”
“Aren’t I always?”
“Don’t push it mister.”
“Okay fine.”
Bobby stared out the window. “So were are we going now?”
With a straight face Goku said, “I don’t know.”
Bobby sighed contently and gazed up at the still brightly lit sky. “Lets just go were our minds want to take us.”
———8:00pm outside by the alley-
Four men were standing outside of Rainy streets Alley. The quietly sipped their beers and talked about the things going on in their lives.
A man with an orange cap spoke up, “This is the last time you’ll see me.”
A man with blond hair looked over in his direction. “Yo man, Why?” His speech was somewhat hard to comprehend.
“I’m taking my boy out hunting with my gun club buddies. If were lucky we’ll shoot an alien.”
A man with a fat gut and balding hair smiled and looked up to the sky with a dazed expression on his face. “I wish I had a son to go on hunting trips with. We would shoot a dear then laugh and laugh. Then come home to a beautiful wife that would clean the meat.”
The rest of the men looked oddly at him.
The bald man with the big gut continued, then he used a different voice to act out a lady. “Oh my two strong handsome men! Your both such good providers. I love you!”
“Shut up Bill.” A middle aged man looked hopelessly at Bill and then shook his head with disapproval written all over his face.
They continued to drink bear until they heard footsteps. Then finally the face of a very tired looking and sweaty Bobby. “He walked passed the four men in silence. Not seeming to have the strength to notice them.
When the door to the back patio slid open then shut, the orange hat clad man frowned. “Bobby looks like he’s been probed.”
The bald fat man, “What’s wrong with Bobby? Maybe some bullies beat him up.”
The blond haired man, “Yo man, no.”
The middle aged man named Hank nodded towards the blond haired man. “That’s right Boomhawer, if Bobby got beaten up then we should have seen cuts and bruises. No, just seems like he’s tired.”
———-Inside Bobby’s room-
Bobby was lying helplessly over his bed. The sheets already soaking up some of the sweat from his shirt. He grunted, “Goku pushes too hard. I thought he’d never tell me to stop running.”
Bobby then glanced to the side at his little TV. He didn’t really get much channels on the tv. Mostly it was there just so he could play video games. Not much else. But he did get a few stray channels.
He turned on the tube with the remote and crossed his fingers. “I got you!”
Naruto had just captured a kitten. Then the episode flashed on the screen,:Important Mission! Heading To The Country of Waves!
Bobby just layed there on his bed watching Naruto. Towards the end of Naruto Bobby suddenly fell asleep.
To drained to turn off the TV. Or take off his shoes. After a while his mother came in to tell Bobby it was time to eat. But seeing her boy totally drained and sleeping, well she decided to no wake him up.
She took off his shoes, turned off the lights and TV, then shut the door.
Peggy went back into the kitchen were Hank was. “So how was the boy?”
“He was asleep. And he was so sweaty that it soaked into the bed sheets! What on earth was he doing today.”
Hank smiled and bit into his steak. To him sweat meant effort. And effort for Bobby was a really good thing.
“I wouldn’t worry too Peggy. The boy did say he was going to the park.”
Peggy smiled, “Your right.”
BBBBBBBBbbbbbRRRRRrrrrring!
The phone suddenly went off. Peggy went to get it since Hank had a mouthful of steak in his mouth.
She answered the phone. “Hill residents!”
“Ummm…..hello. Is a Bobby Hill there?”

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 7

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 7

A/N: Okay, some people are starting to like this story. Well I have news for you people. This story is about to get better!
But to tell you the truth I don’t know what I’m about to write. With every story I update I write this and before I write the actual chapter.

I wan’t to give thanks to the following reviewers.

OrangeSushi: Thanks for reading this story of mine. You really gave me the motivation to write this. Your review made my day!

Jayme F. Midorikawa: Thanks for telling me the names. I new them all cause I’ve watched the show for a while, but man that name. Boomhauer….It’s difficult to remember how to spell. He should just go by his first name….Jeff. Arigato for the review.

RLE95: You have been a huge help. Without you I don’t know were this story would have ended up being.

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